OMG My first stage review since the early days! (of my fandom.) It’s been so long~ (lol HALF A YEAR.) Whenever I look at my B3 review title and introduction, I go like …NO FUCKING WAY ;____; REALLY? THIS WAS ONLY HALF A YEAR AGO? I’ve come far. So, I’d say LOL LET’S SEE HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM MY K4 REVIEW but lol not the same team, huh. STILL. LET’S. I think the biggest difference between this and my old reviews is that I’ll probably end up giving everything a 10.5/10 because I’m biased now. Hm.

I’ve been putting this off for almost a month. I’ve been putting this off since the LOD appeared. FFFFFFF I DON’T KNOW WHY. Maybe because these reviews take me HOURS to do. But atm I’m downloading the Kamikyoku Tachi DVD and that’ll take several hours to finish so… this will distract me from waiting. ;_;

OKAY LETS GO LOL

Final annoying note: This is the shonichi LOD because everybody was there that night, unlike the March 15th LOD. Plus, Miichan is my favourite on Team K and she wasn’t there on March 15th. XD

Team K 6th Stage “RESET”

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0. Lemon no Toshigoro (Zenza Girls)
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Rating: 10/10

Cutest song ever. Also I decided Ishiguro Atsuki is my favourite kenkyuusei. Aaaah don’t ask why because I just *know* she is. It’s like how I just *know* Mayuyu’s my oshimen. (I manage to incorporate Mayuyu into every situation no matter what. XD) ANYWAYS
YEAH CUTEST SONG EVER
EVEN IF VOLDEMORT SHIMAZAKI HARUKA IS IN IT. (Lol don’t ask, anybody-who-is-not-Julia.)
The dresses are bawwwwww. T_T <3
The whole thing is bawwwwwwwwwww.
I hope this song gets onto the K6 album. (LOL LOOKING TOO FAR AHEAD)
ZENZA GIRLS IS A GOOD IDEA. THUMBS UP, AKS.

overture
Rating: 2 BILLION/10 LOLOLOLOL

AAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOU REAAAAAAAAAAAAADY?! I’m only including this because Lemon was before it… XD
OH FUNNY STORY. Julia and I went to see the Crazies, right? The production company or whateverthefuck is called overture
so I yelled A- K- B-… FORTY EIGHT. And then at the end when they showed it again after the movie we screamed AAAAAARE YOOOOOOU REAAAAAAADY?!?
*people you don’t want to be in the same theatre as*

1. RESET
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Rating: 7/10

It’s decent. idg why people are calling it fierce though. It’s pretty generic and poppy. Maybe that’s just me. But the K pose is AWESOME. Also I love how the song ends with them shouting in a circle. :D YEAAAAAH!
Costumes are pretty gag.

2. Sentakumonotachi
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Rating: 9/10

OKAY LOL I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG. DON’T JUDGE. IT’S SO CUTE AND THE DANCE IS CUTE AND
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IF I DID LAUNDRY I’D LISTEN TO THIS EVERY TIME. (lol my mom does it. :l ARE YOU REALLY 16, WENDY?)
At first I was like IT SOUNDS LIKE PASTA. PASTA! @_@ but now I realize it’s only the first line of the chorus. And I like this better than Otome Pasta ni Kandou anyways. :x
Also
HAVE YOU ALL WATCHED THE SHONICHI LOD?
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I’M REFERRING TO.
tomochin-skirt

HAHAHAHA. 1+ for Yuko.

(gif by johpan)

3. Kanojo ni Naremasu ka?
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Rating: 7/10

lol the token generic-song-within-the-first-set song. AM I RITE?
I love these costumes though. T____T
Not much else to say.

4. UHHOUHHOHO
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Rating: 8/10

LOL YES
SO MUCH YES.
SO MUCH OF IT.
This song is eternal lulz and I actually enjoy it in all seriousness.
ROCK IT SAYAKA.
fuck yeah awesome.

p.s. lol monkeys.

5. Seifuku Resistance
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Rating: 10/10

BY FAR the best unit.
BY. FAR.
Omg it’s so good, guys. SO GOOD.
I’m not a fan of Tomochin, but Erepyon and Moeno regularly make me swoon over their voices.
AND
THIS SONG
IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU SWOON.
Moeno’s solo line with no music…


T________________________________________T

I LOVE HER BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3

And the beginning of the dance break O________O Omg. OMG.

THE DANCING IN GENERAL IS REALLY AWESOME AND SEXYYYYYYY

GOD THIS SONG
IS SO GOOD
SO GOOD
SO GOOD
T__T <3

6. Kiseki wa ma ni Awanai
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Rating: 4/10

Naw.
I find the song boring and cheesy, the outfits ugly and BAWWW YONECHAN WHY ARE YOU HERE. T___T YOU NEED A BETTER UNIT, DEAR.
Sae’s hat trick is cool though.

7. Gyakuten Oujisama
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Rating: 8/10

CUTEST. EVER.
MIICHAN IS MASTER OF CUTE OMG SHE’S SO ADORABLE GWHRIERHWEORHW
AND THE SKIPPING MOVE.
GUHGGUIHERGERI SO CUTE

Also, Zannen Shoujo v.2 XD Mic stands, Ucchi and Chris being the two others, centre wearing pink. :B

But yeah omg brb exploding from the cute.

tbh Ucchi’s voice doesn’t really do much for me here… :( And she’s my favourite recently (cough cough budoukan) promoted kenkyuusei so baww. Chris looks so fucking happy though LOL

8. Ashita no Tame ni Kiss wo
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Rating: 5/10

FUCK LOL. WHAT ARE THESE COSTUMES.
Also jsyk: I hate like, full English phrases in Asian songs. It’s a reason I can’t really get into K-pop, I think. XD So uh ALL FOR TOMORROW plz shoot me in the face. (Julia likes to say it to piss me off ;_; u bitch)

I actually quite like the song aside from that… it’d never been a favourite, though.

9. Kokoro no Hashi no Sofa
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Rating: 9/10

OKAY STOP HATING LOL I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH
The only reason it’s not a 10 is because of that twangy sound at the beginning/end/other parts

BUT OMG IT’S SO LOVELY
THEY ALL LOOK SO PRETTY
AND IT’S JUST PLEASANT AND ;_;

YUKO’S SO INTO IT
YUKO I LOVE YOU
T_T
I LOVE YOU.

And omg guys.
Reinyan really is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
Like really. Stunning.
I mean I’ve known that for a while but she shines here because it’s so… pretty… XD A cute song where she smiles a lot. Ah reinyan T_T

also umechan is cool.

OH YOU KNOW, the MC from after sofa in the second LOD (3/15)…
Reinyan was standing still and her EARRING FELL OFF WHAT LOL

I made a gif.
reinyan-earring
:B

10. Dokugumo
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Rating: 11/10

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
GEWUIEGWIEGUESFWIUHDIFHGEUIRWF
GREHRIOGHEROTERHGOFVBHOREFHISVODIADFHIOEHOERHGIHFOEHR
My favourite song of the stage!!
It’s so good.
I love that everybody(?) gets to sing. Also Miichan’s long solo. omg. omg. T_T
Miichan in general is stunning in this song. Amazing. O_O

GUHHHHHHH THE BEST. <333333333
So sexy without being over the top.
The dance is awesome too. So intense omgomgmggomogmgwfhof

I kind of tear up at this song because it’s just that awesome.

11. Okera
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Rating: 8/10

This song is kind of cheesy but I love it and it’s really fun to watch.
That’s all I can say.
I enjoy it a lot. XD

12. White day ni wa…
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Rating: 7/10

Generic but still enjoyable. I like when Yuko stands on the chair for the line at the end of the last chorus. O U, YUKO.
It’s just like,
cute through and through. *_*

13. Jigsaw Puzzle 48
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Rating: 7/10

Ah! It’s the token uh… ballad with outfits only for this song that comes between the second set of group songs and the encore. …song.
You know what I mean? XD Awkward description but it’s trueeee. Stages have a formula. XD

But yeah this song is really pretty. <3 and I like the outfits.

14. Hoshizora no Mistake
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Rating: 8/10

I wasn’t feeling this song much until Julia fell in love with it.
Now I quite like it. :3 It’s been getting stuck in my head.
Apparently the lyrics are depressing. I wouldn’t know lol. thx julia 8D

THE OUTFITS ARE SO FUCKING UNFORTUNATE THOUGH OMGOGOGMGMGMO DDDDDDDD:
MY POOR GIRLS

Anyways I like the bells. :D

15. Yume no Kane
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Rating: 10/10

Apparently this song is about war? (war is probably one of my favourite topics to learn about ever so uh YES AKB THANK YOU I LOVE YOU) Makes sense because they’re all stumbling around and falling down in ripped up costumes.
On the topic of the costumes,
much better.

THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING AWESOME FEWHIRSGHIERHBOERGHIWFGTHGIR T_____T
THE INTRO/BREAK IS LIKE
OMG
OMG
OMG.

OMG.

It’s so… dark. And the chorus is like FUCK YEAH WE’RE SERIOUS BUSINESS
Yes you are T_T <3

The break is amazing yknow. Really. Like, the flashing lights.
And it’s just so

the whole performance gives a really… chaotic (best word I can come up with?) vibe. Which is the point. and omg IT IS SO COOL
I LOVE IT
UGHGHGUERHG favourite song after Dokugumo. XD

16. Hikkoushimashita
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Rating: 6/10

I don’t think I’ve listened to this song more than once.
BUT IT STARTS WITH MIICHAN
SO I LIKE IT
no but uh

it’s decent? XD I’d say it’s the token SLOW FINAL SONG but
THANKS A5 FOR HAVING OOGOE DIAMOND AS YOUR LAST SONG AND PROVING ME WRONG

okay OTHER THAN THAT (and the earlier stages, but the earlier stages didn’t really follow a pattern like the new ones do), slow final song.

also streamers are always cool. at all times.

Final thoughts:

God damn. The dancing. THE DANCING IS AMAZING.
IT’S ALSO EVERYWHERE.
Pretty much every song had impressive moves, save for like 3 of them.
Omg so impressive.

Overall, it’s a standard stage. It’s not quite OMG AMAZING BEST STAGE EVER, but there are several songs that I adore. Very nice.
Costumes are kind of iffy though.

7/10

I don’t think I’ve said anything about new team K (I was barely a fan at the time so I had nothing to say), so I’ll take the opportunity to do so now:
It’s… weird.
That’s all I can really say. XD It’s weird.
I’m getting more used to it now, but… huh. (I don’t know how I’ll handle Team B senshuuraku/shonichi. T_T That’s way different.)
Anyways, when it was announced it seemed like Tomochin and Miichan were getting demoted.
THAT IS NO LONGER THE CASE. imo, they’ve gotten promoted. While they’re no longer Team A, they have more spotlight in Team K anyways.
And WOW. Dance team indeed.
I’m not attached to this team so much, but I wasn’t attached to old Team K either. We’ll see how I act when it comes to Team B/New Team B. (My oshimen and 2nd favourite in AKB are on both.)
I think I’m gonna do more reviews… but uh.

You’ll see.