Happy Cake Day, International Wota!
WOW WHAT AN ORIGINAL TITLE
I CAME UP WITH THAT
YUP, THAT WAS ME.
This was the first cake I’ve made by myself. The past cakes my mom (or misa, for the first IW cake I had last year) helped me with. I was really worried about this because, well, I’m not really a person who should be allowed in the kitchen… and I was home alone. (I actually forgot to turn off the oven. No lie. x_x) Also, my camera is borken and I have NO IDEA WHEN THIS HAPPENED so I resorted to using cellphone and webcam pictures. I apologize for the absolute shit quality.
OKAY STORY TIME.
It started off pretty badly. I went to the Shoppers Drug Mart near my house to find that they only had cake mix and frosting. I decided to go to the grocery store but my bus was AT THE STOP. So I ran like an idiot for it and it kept going so I cried a bit before walking there. =_= ANYWAYS I GOT MY SHIT and some chips and a case of Dr.Pepper.
^ What I got. Pretty straightforward but LESS IS MORE. or something.
THEN I MIXED CAKE MIX TOGETHER AND WAS LIKE YEAAAAAH THIS IS JUST LIKE COOKING MAMAAAAA. 8D
Cake mix in the pan. :D I was like OH GOD OH GOD IT’S A SMALLER PAN DO I PUT IT ALL IN but I did it anyways and decided if I burned down the house I could just be like “IT WAS MY FIRST TIME D:” (shut the fuck up, you people who twist my words. D:<)
Then I ate the leftover mix with a spoon like the fat pig I am. WHAT CAN I SAY 8D
It was pretty nom.
I LOVE CAKE MIX, GUYS.
THE CAKE OMG
So, this took way longer than the box said (It took an hour). I sat next to the oven on a stool and played Cooking Mama while it baked.
ALL OF THE FOOD I MADE WAS FOR IW STAFF.
AND I CALL ALL OF THE CUTE FOOD. YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE REST.:
(ONLY 91 FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU–)
(FFFFFFFFFFF ANOTHER NOT PERFECT ONE. I AM SORRY IW.)
So yeah then after an hour, Im like OH GOD JULIA IT’S BEEN IN THERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR I’M GONNA TAKE IT OUT and she was like ya
That GIANT ASS CRACK is because half an hour through, I was like OH GOD OH GOD IS IT DONE and we didn’t have any toothpicks so I stuck a huge fucking fork into the cake and it came out gooey because it wasn’t cooked at aaaaall on the inside
and then it baked more and this giant crack formed.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS
Im a fucking idiot and have no common sense so I was like LOL WHAT HAPPENS IF I UNDO THE CLASP THING
Like I said, I have no common sense and didn’t realize it was stuck to the sides so the crack ripped more (not shown in the picture). and I screamed FUUUUUUUUUCK and put it back together hoping it’d somehow fix itself. then I used a knife to get the cake out. derp.
SUCCESSFUL CUTTING OF THE ICING.
better than uhhh
Julia and I spent the end of our birthday in an underground thingy thing and there was a grocery store there. And we were like CAKETIEM but she wanted vanilla and I wanted chocolate so THERE WAS ONLY ONE OPTION:
Yeah I’m uh
I’m being completely serious.
So we have this big tube of purple icing and open it and Im like OHHH FUUUUCK WE NEED SCISSORS HUH.
And julia’s all WELL WHATEVER but then I start asking strangers and this old guy tries to open it with a knife thing. And then he leaves and julia thinks there’s poison on it or something but I did this:
NOT THAT BAD
LOOK AT JULIA’S
confused? it’s a star.
Back to cake day, yeah, I did it very successfully so it didn’t look mutilated and stuff.
AND IT HAD LIKE…
And I was like
THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING
ftr, it was just a lump of frosting. It wasn’t DIFFERENT. But it looked gross so I scooped it off and used it first so I wouldn’t be looking at tumorfrosting.
FROSTING SUCCESSFUL TOO.
I worked VERY VERY HARD on decorating. We’re missing the tips for icing and I was like YO GUYS WORKING HERE, WHERE YO ICING TIPS AT and they were like WE DON’T HAVE THOSE D:< and I was like …FUUUUUCK (except in reality I asked really quietly and then made a really sad face when they said they didn’t have any.)
Actually, on that topic, when I came in one of the employees was chasing kids out of the store and said to one of the old ladies nearby “and they STEAL, too”. And like, he gave me this STARE. and i was like .____. so I went to the cake aisle and stuff and him and this other guy were watching me like BITCH GONNA STEAL SUMPIN and I was like ;^;!!!
Wendy doesn’t steal. ;_;
AAAAANYWAYS BACK TO CAKETIEMS
ARE YOU READY
It’s actually not that great. I think it’s cute though TwT And looks okay considering I didn’t have tips. XD
ALL OF MY HARD WORK TwT
So I brought it into the dining room and was like MOMMMMM CAN I HAVE YOUR LIGHTER IT’S IMPORTANT
but once i had it I was too scared to use it because I’m a baby. So she lit the candle for me. :D
I made a wish for IW. No I can’t tell you what it was. 8D THAT WOULD MAKE IT NOT COME TRUE. ;_;
AND THEN I ATE SOME CAKE.
OISHIIIIIIII~~~ /idol reaction
Happy 3rd Cake Day, International Wota. I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO KICK ASS. 8Db BE AWESOME. BECAUSE MAIZE READ THAT AS SUCK ASS. I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, IW. :(
P.S. If you bitches aren’t pleased with the cake I filled with LOOOOOVE~, you can have this virtual cake I made.